How Out Of Hand Does Your Office Bash Get?

With all the Christmas parties fast approaching, it is imperative to book up the perfect venue for the office bash.

In my experience, these office parties can get really out of hand and with me in particular, very messy.

I didn’t even manage to get to the restaurant on one of my more memorable office do’s. Instead I decided to drink and drink at a friend’s house before we went to the restaurant.Regrettably I drank so much wine that I was so sick that I couldn’t even stand up, and there was no chance of going to the restaurant.

It always seems such a great idea at the time, but as is normally the case, the more I drink, the more relaxed I get and eventually I end up a right mess.

For once, this year I am determined not to make a complete idiot of myself.It would be great if for once I could remain sober (not very likely).

However, if I should have too much to drink (foregone conclusion) there will hopefully be some decent bar furniture I can prop myself up against at the local pub. I know there won’t be a problem with the restaurant furniture, but you know what these pubs can sometimes be like. Nowadays they are all futuristic and modern with absolutely no seating areas. I actually preferred the cosy snug areas back in the olden days.

I am sure that once our meal has ended my work colleagues will be somehow getting me out of the restaurant. I will hopefully still be in one piece and able to at least stagger up to the nightclub. Once in the club, I know I will be okay because there is loads of funky club furniture around that I can collapse onto.

Hopefully I will be dancing the night away and not making a complete fool of myself.On the other hand though, if I don’t make a fool of myself, what would everybody in the office have to laugh about the next day??