The Dallas Connection

February 23, 2008 | By Doug In picasso |

The Andy Sidaris Box Set Vol. 2: Picasso Trigger/Guns/The Dallas Connection
Picasso TriggerFollow a spy and his seven beautiful assistants as they attempt to thwart an evil villain intent on destroying them.GunsDonna and Nicole return armed with arsenal when they realize they are up against a powerful South American gunrunner and his goons.The Dallas ConnectionThree federal agents must stop four stunningly beautiful killers to save scientists who are creating a system to destroy weapons of mass destruction.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE Rating: NR UPC: 787364658497

Customer Review: Bullets,Bombs & Babes Say’s it all
That’s the credo for the series of lighthearted sexy spy spoofs created by Andy Sidaris.If you were a fan of late night cable then chances are you are familiar with his work.A quick review of Andy Sidaris movies.Shot on the cheap,shot quickly,featuring at least a half a dozen Playboy Playmates or Penthouse Pets,studly guys,lots of wild action usually involving guns and or explosives,simplistic if sometimes silly plots,ample nudity and an overall sense of plain fun.This particular 3 disc set features 1988’s Picasso Trigger,1990’s Guns,and 1994’s the Dallas Connection.My favorite is Dallas Connection but Picasso Triggers fun too.Guns is mediocre compared to other Sidaris films.Playboy Playmate Dona Speir stars in Picasso Trigger and Guns while Julie K. Smith and Julie Strain carry the ball in Dallas Connection.I won’t take up much space telling you the plots of the 3 films .The basic gist is Speir and her partners( Hope Marie Carlton or Roberta Vasquez) are agents trying to bust various bad guys trying to destroy the world.Samantha Phillps leads the agents in Dallas Connection and Strain’s Black Widow is their nemises.Chips alumini Erik Estrada is the villian in Guns the evil Rodrigio Oberegon is the villian in Picasso Trigger and Dallas Connection.If you are a fan of campy not to be taken as art cinema I highly recomend any of the Sidaris films( well up until Day of the Warrior where he started losing it).

Customer Review: A mix between Roadhouse and Skinemax and Bond
First off, these movies are completely retarded. They’re ridiculous and are far from being quality films, but that doesnt mean they arent entertaining… I watched Picasso Trigger and had to change my shirt because I spit beer all over myself when watching the motorcycle “chase” scene. 80’s Playmates riding motorcross bikes in tank tops (and no bra’s!) and using an explosive boomerang to take out one of the bad guys is just one of the highlights.

If you’re in to bad dialogue and bad acting, these movies are a gold mine. Seriously — RoadHouse, Stone Cold, Point Break, etc. dont even come close. If the Coen brothers tried to make a bad movie, it’d probably look like these… I just realized that that’s probably an obtuse compliment, even if it may be insulting. Whatever… Where can you get three hilariously lame movies for less than 20 bucks? I highly recommend it.

Paloma Picasso Paloma Picasso Body lotion Bottle 250ml
Life?s tough when you?re the daughter of the world?s most famous painter. What?s a girl to do? We know, create exquisite jewellery for Tiffany?s and come up with a signature fragrance that?s as exotic and classy as you are. Do you know what? That?s exactly what Paloma?s done. She must be psychic. Palomas signature scent was launched in 1984 as a stylish mossy fragrance for women.

Paloma Picasso Paloma Picasso Eau de Toilette Spray 30ml
Life?s tough when you?re the daughter of the world?s most famous painter. What?s a girl to do? We know, create exquisite jewellery for Tiffany?s and come up with a signature fragrance that?s as exotic and classy as you are. Do you know what? That?s exactly what Paloma?s done. She must be psychic. Palomas signature scent was launched in 1984 as a stylish mossy fragrance for women.

Hard N Heavy Thrash Metal Speed Special Customer Review: Ah…the Metal Memories
If you’re a thrash metal connoisseur from way back in the late 80’s-mid 90’s, then this VHS is definitely for you. At the time it was made it was a showcase of bands that really new what “Riding the Lightning” meant as they created a brand new form of head-banging bliss. Now it’s a stomp through memory lane…to a time when metal was still kind of new and definitely raw. Some bands make me inspired to keep the faith, while other bands make me laugh… Either way they all shred in one way or another. It follows the same format as the other Hard’n'Heavy tapes (including the silly “rock and roll” animations), but with cooler bands. Just for you, here are the bands actually featured on the tape: Megadeth, Anthrax, Voivod, Overkill, Motorhead, Heathen, Exodus, Testament, Candlemass (heh heh), Vio-lence, Kreator, Annihilater (HAHA), Celtic Frost (BWAH HAH HAH), Mordred, Laaz Rockit, Danzig, Coroner, Sacred Reich, M.O.D., Nuclear Assault, Forbidden…and a special Legends On Film section with Black Sabbath (post Ozzy and Dio). If you haven’t seen this tape then I recommend at least watching it once. But it absolutely has to be watched at midnight during October, with burning black candles and tons of beer and coke around or it just won’t be the same.

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